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ghostruto:

suggestion for impending matriarchy:

goddess/diety: laverne cox
queen: beyonce
princess: rihanna
idol/magical girl: nicki minaj 

Amy Poeler, Ellen Page, Anne Hathaway, and Emma Watson as dutchesses?

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help


crypticpersona try this this with Benji.

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

crypticpersona try this this with Benji.

(Source: kingjrific, via seealiblog)

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Anonymous asked: hey gal! I just happened upon a screenshot of your calorie breakdown from myfitnesspall and i just wanted to spread the love and let you know you would see MUUUCH more difference if you switched up the amount of carbs and fats you're getting in your diet. 70% fat seems high, and carbs don't actually make you fat, fat does! try eating raw plant based meals like smoothies packed with fruits etc and a cooked plant based meal at night!! you will thank me :P xxxxx please take no offence xxxxx

ladyloveslifts:

boohealth:

With all due respect, no, I wouldn’t thank you. I feel 100000x better since cutting carbs. Fat doesn’t make you fat - I’ve read articles, watched documentaries, I’m reading books about my new diet. Please don’t assume that I’m uneducated about this. Enjoy your diet, I’ll enjoy mine.

The life of the keto eater forever. This response was beautiful!

Eat fat, get fat. Duh!

Filed under I'm not into keto but i also know the basics of digestion jeez sarcasm

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.


I’ve always wondered what bothered me about this campaign and here it is.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

I’ve always wondered what bothered me about this campaign and here it is.

(via the-exercist)

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Anonymous asked: Is it normal to have diarrhea around the time of my period? This always seems to happen...

themidwifeisin:

So there’s this thing called period poop.  I know you all know what I’m talking about.  It comes right at the beginning of the period each month pretty much like clockwork and it feels so much better once it’s no longer in your body.

Why?  Well there are these things called prostaglandins which are little hormone-like chemicals that do different things all over the body.  In one fo their functions, they are released from uterine muscle cells and cause “smooth muscle” to contract.  What kinds of things are made out of smooth muscle?  Well, your uterus for one, your bowel, your blood vessels, your bronchioles, and others.  Smooth muscle is different from the type of muscle that you use to pound weights, so you don’t have to worry about prostaglandins causing your leg muscles or arm muscles to contract.  

But here’s the tricky thing.  When they are released in/around the uterus to cause the uterus to contract and begin the menstrual period, they don’t just stay where they’re put.  They can pass right through your muscle and tissue and start working on your bowel as well.  That means that your bowel starts constricting and passing feces through it more quickly.  Thus, the feces is less formed, more watery, and comes out quickly.

THUS: Period poop. Happy periods everyone!

<3
Chloë

I swear I invented the term “period poop.”

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