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crypticpersona

Reasons why I you should buy me a piglet:

1. I will love it.

2. I will feed it and pick up its poop every day.

3. So many gratitude blowjobs.

4. You would love it, too, don’t even lie.

5. You don’t even have to watch this video; just listen to it.

6. Because I’m such a good girl all the time I’ve never done anything really REALLY bad. 

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joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

THIS IS MY FAVORITE 2 MINUTES OF TELEVISION EVER.

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