I really want to know where I can see the outtakes.
suggestion for impending matriarchy:
goddess/diety: laverne cox
idol/magical girl: nicki minaj
Amy Poeler, Ellen Page, Anne Hathaway, and Emma Watson as dutchesses?
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
I’d walk right into the men’s room and start chatting about the game at the urinals.
i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school
crypticpersona try this this with Benji.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
With all due respect, no, I wouldn’t thank you. I feel 100000x better since cutting carbs. Fat doesn’t make you fat - I’ve read articles, watched documentaries, I’m reading books about my new diet. Please don’t assume that I’m uneducated about this. Enjoy your diet, I’ll enjoy mine.
The life of the keto eater forever. This response was beautiful!
Eat fat, get fat. Duh!
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
I’ve always wondered what bothered me about this campaign and here it is.
So there’s this thing called period poop. I know you all know what I’m talking about. It comes right at the beginning of the period each month pretty much like clockwork and it feels so much better once it’s no longer in your body.
Why? Well there are these things called prostaglandins which are little hormone-like chemicals that do different things all over the body. In one fo their functions, they are released from uterine muscle cells and cause “smooth muscle” to contract. What kinds of things are made out of smooth muscle? Well, your uterus for one, your bowel, your blood vessels, your bronchioles, and others. Smooth muscle is different from the type of muscle that you use to pound weights, so you don’t have to worry about prostaglandins causing your leg muscles or arm muscles to contract.
But here’s the tricky thing. When they are released in/around the uterus to cause the uterus to contract and begin the menstrual period, they don’t just stay where they’re put. They can pass right through your muscle and tissue and start working on your bowel as well. That means that your bowel starts constricting and passing feces through it more quickly. Thus, the feces is less formed, more watery, and comes out quickly.
THUS: Period poop. Happy periods everyone!
I swear I invented the term “period poop.”